So, as most of you may already know, Bush is addressing the nation tonight at 9 P.M. EST. I think this will be an imporant address for a number of reasons: He rarely does this sort of thing in the first place. You know something's important (or completely ridiculous) if Bush requests airtime for an address. And the topic he'll be addressing, more than two weeks after the fact, is in fact an important one, and so there will be much to snark about. This is his attempt to salvage his currently slumping image, and we can't let him do that. For that reason, I'll be watching tonight, even if I can't stand to even look at him, so much as listen to him.

I realized that in order to make this at all bearable, a drinking game will be required. Some of this is general Bush drinking game rules, but some are specific to this speech: